Tweet Fictionary is a column showcasing beauty-related words that don't exist, but should.
I mean... you surely weren't just saying to your girlfriends, GOSH I'd really like to smell like Jersey Shore's Sammi Sweetheart. That way, I'd be sure to lure in dudes like Roid Rage Ronnie. Well, pour yourself a glass of Ron Ron Juice to celebrate, because Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola's launched her very own scent, called "Dangerous." I have no idea what it smells like, but I'd guess flat-ironed hair, short shorts and conversations fraught with "Look at my FACE"s and "We're DONE."s. And I have to declare that scent an Eau No.
What do you think? Will you try this one out?
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