Can we talk about Speidi for a little baby minute? I can't watch them. Heidi's officially the biggest pushover on the planet. And Spencer just… continues to suck. How passive aggressive was Heidi when she painted over the (disgusting, I admit) graffiti'd walls and chalked it up to being a "surprise"? Just like her surprise engagement ring from a store that also sells handbags, mind you; her surprise grafitti'd walls to BEGIN with; her surprise boob job (the latter I'm assuming is was a surprise from Spencer to one Miss Heidi Montag). Even Elodie, Heidi's coworker/confidante can't hold in her laughter when Heidi refers to Spencer as her "soulmate". And Justin Bobby is officially ridiculous. He's NOT a real person. He's an extra from the set of Dazed and Confused that took his "role" a little too seriously and has been roaming the earth in an acid-soaked haze for the last 10 years. I canNOT take him seriously and I don't know how Audrina can. Slash he hit on Lauren in FRONT of her. I've experienced the (unrequited) affection of a friend's BF before and I seriously don't understand how a relationship can continue once YOUR guy doesn't hide the fact that he's attracted to your friend.
While I can't cosign Audrina's behavior re: boys, I can cosign her very white smile. You can achieve the same look with Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips. I recently had the opportunity to try them out and I LOVE not having to a) remove them b) feel like I'm ingesting some kind of chemical. They not only freshen breath while whitening, they literally disintegrate after a five minutes. After 2 weeks, my teeth really do look a bit whiter and people have NOTICED. The best part: you can whiten at work, on the subway, without looking like you're totally, obviously engaging in a whitening sesh. Get them here for $25.
In other The Hills related news, I'm feeling very L.C. this morning in my silk Missoni scarf (I'm rocking it as a headband). P.S. You can get Missoni scarves for $15 at Filene's Basement on the UWS (79th and Broadway) right now. Just saying.
the Hills is getting so bad!! But I still love LC, she rocks.
ReplyDeleteWHY OH WHY is that Heidi girl in every magazine? She is not even cute (plastic surgery or no).
ReplyDeleteI also heard on SIRIUS radio that Spencer bought her a FAKE RING and that he was busted by the owner of the FAKE RING store.
I have never watched an episode of The Hills, but I read US weekly, so in effect I watch it by proxy.
Have a lovely day pretty lady!
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hey again! so i have finally been harrassed into watching the hills by all my friends, i have only watched maybe 3 episodes so far, and it is absolutely ridiculous and completely addictive! although i agree with you about my passionate hate for Jason Bobby, i don't think he was actually hitting on Lauren, i think he was just being a jerk off. and i can't BELIEVE audrina is such a starstruck 7th grader around him! i want to slap her. and i haaaaate that spencer guy, he is so ugly, he looks like a hamster w/his cheeks full of nuts or seeds or something. just throwing in my 2 cents! :P
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